Tuesday, April 13, 2010

FUNNY ONE LINERS

They lived happily until they got married.

When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance.

I went alone on our honeymoon. My wife had already seen Niagara Falls.

My wife is always talking about a trip to Europe.
I have no objections - I let her talk.

Summer must be over. My neighbour just returned my lawn furniture

Every man should marry - After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep!

Hard work never killed anybody - But why take the risk!

98% of the time I am right. Why worry about the other 3%

My Wife Says I Never Listen, Or Something Like That...

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

No one has ever complained of a parachute not opening.

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