They lived happily until they got married.
When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance.
I went alone on our honeymoon. My wife had already seen Niagara Falls.
My wife is always talking about a trip to Europe.
I have no objections - I let her talk.
Summer must be over. My neighbour just returned my lawn furniture
Every man should marry - After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep!
Hard work never killed anybody - But why take the risk!
98% of the time I am right. Why worry about the other 3%
My Wife Says I Never Listen, Or Something Like That...
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
No one has ever complained of a parachute not opening.
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